Escaping reality to be on the internet

thetimetravelersguidetothegalaxy:

gaaraofsuburbia:

tctisi:

It all makes sense now. Gay marriage and marijuana are being legalized at the same time.
Leviticus 20:13 says if a man lays with another man, he should be stoned.
We were just misinterpreting it.

WAIT

20:13

2013

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My sister Christi had a baby when I was 17, and I had just heard about crib death. The horrible thing was that it wasn’t understood. For some unknown reason the baby would stop breathing. So I would sneak into where the baby was sleeping and put my hand in her crib, hold her little finger, and I’d sleep on the floor like that. It was stupid, I’m sure. But I thought the warmth of my hand might help, that maybe if she felt my pulse it would remind her to breathe.

Johnny Depp 

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(via backcracker)

This is why Johnny Depp is my idol.

(via blindedamor)

hxcfairy:

#he’s so pleased about ruining bilbo’s life

soveryprettyinpink:

Daddy came home from work today. 

A-Z of Tina Fey
↳ P: Profanity.